$BUCKto a Buck

USDC is supposed to be worth one dollar. Always. Forever. But markets drift, liquidity thins, and somewhere on the edge of the orderbook a stablecoin slips. 0.998. 0.997.

When that happens, the chain needs a runner — something fast, something loyal, something stubborn enough to drag the price back to a buck. Not a bot farm. Not a hedge desk. A creature.

The herd argued for weeks. A horse? Too tired. A cheetah? Too flashy. A goat? Already taken. And then he stepped out of the clouds — antlers crowned with stars, a dollar sign branded on his forehead, hooves that sound like settlement.

Why not send the only runner that makes sense? Buck to a Buck.